My Favorite Aphorisms 1

My favorite aphorisms (aqwal ma2ssora), I am hearing during my life, so I intend to write them, Can I..?
ok, thank you :)

"Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all girls to meet his one need".
Source: I received it as SMS.
Explanation: No comment but I think a girl who has sent it to me :)

"E7trm el computer 3lshan u7trmk"
Source: I saw it in cute website
Explanation: ???

"A lot of aphorisms inside everyone but we need others to outside them to us"
Source: Ramy Mahrous
Explanation: when we read aphorism, we tell to ourselves, yea really I feel that but I don't know the way to express it to others.

"Aphorisms just a translation from feeling language to human language"
Source: Ramy Mahrous
Explanation:??? I feel that.

Below others I saw them while learning MFC, really but I think they are good!

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice -- Doug Larsen

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion -- Arnold Gasow

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own -- Doug Larsen

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster -- Abigal Van Buren

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were —Anonymous

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going -- Beverly Sills

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble -- Dennis Fakes"

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these -- Paul Harvey

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it -- Kurt Lewin
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything -- Theodore Roosevelt

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment -- LA Times Syndicate

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back -- Franklin Jones

I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught -- Winson Churchhill

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories -- John Wilmot

Failure is not falling down, but staying down -- Mary Pickford

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them to become what they are capable of being -- Johann von Goether

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity -- Elmer Letterman

Comedy is tragedy, plus time -- Carol Burnett

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city -- George Burns

Thank you for reading,
Ramy Mahrous