Saturday, March 31, 2007


ديه ناس بتذاكر
علشان عندها
ونعم المذكره

Monday, March 26, 2007

Marriage Budget

What’s your estimated budget to marry?!

For first 5 years, you don’t need to bring a flat, sure you don’t have to. Anyway if you engaged you would discuss that with your fiancé, so my first plan is:

1- 5000 – 7000 L.E. wedding party (food + el mokna :D).
2- 5000 – 7000 L.E. shabkaa (some jewelries brought to the bride).
3- A new bed room 10000 – 15000 L.E.
4- 4000 – 5000 L.E. bride dress and groom suit.
5- 3000 – 4000 L.E. stylist. (I won’t bring her :D en shala ma 3nha 2tgabt).
6- 5000 – 6000 L.E. under any clause (D.J. , Islamic band, …..).

So, marriage budget for first 5 years: 32000 to 44000 L.E.
To bring you independent completed flat you need to plus 150000

What’s your budget?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Happy Mother's Day

Remember to buy your mother a gift or even a nice card, and be nice to her all year long not just for one day!


Vol 8, Book 73. Good Manners And Form (Al-Adab). Hadith 002. Narrated By Abu Huraira : A man came to Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! Who is more entitled to be treated with the best companionship by me?" The Prophet said, "Your mother." The man said. "Who is next?" The Prophet said, "Your mother." The man further said, "Who is next?" The Prophet said, "Your mother." The man asked for the fourth time, "Who is next?" The Prophet said, "Your father." The Hadith Software Version 1.0 Islamasoft Solutions (UK).

Happy Mother's Day everyone :D

By the way, Dr. Mohamed Fo2ad Shaker has been asked, Is Mother's Day is prohibited, He replied: NO, it's not.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


Again, I've been tagged by Hany, thanks, gamilk ktrt 3lia awy :D

Section 1 - Last 1s?
1. last beverage? Tea.
2. last phone call? ;-).
3. last instant message? ;-).
4. last cd played? These days, I don't listen to anything.
5. last time you cried? 4 days ago, I've teared, I don't remember I cryed the last 3 years!!
6. last text message? ;-), I cannot tell you how much it was very lovely :$.

Section 2 - 6 Have You Evers:
1. dated someone twice? No.
2. been cheated on? :-) NOOOOOOOOOOO, I cannot, ya 3m ttyr fyha r2bty lo 3mltha asln delwa2ty :D.
3. kissed someone & regretted it? No.
4. lost someone special? No, el 7amdo lllliah laa, rbna y7'lhaly.
5. been depressed? No el 7amdo lliah.
6. been drunk and threw up? No.

Section 3 - List 3 Favorite Colors
1. Blue.
2. Green.
3. Red.

Section 4 - This month have you
1. Made a new friend? No.
2. Fallen out of love? My heart has one const. parameter, it's veryyyyy satisifed, I adore Her!
3. Laughed until you cried? No.
4. Met someone who changed your life? No.
5. Found out who your true friends were? No.
6. Is there something you want to tell someone? No.
7. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? No. mish fahm el so2al awy :$.
8. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? Just one.
9. How many kids do you want to have? 3 isA, rbna ykrmna bs wy n3rf nrbyhom :-)
10. Do you have any pets? NOOOOOO.
11. Do you wanna change your name? No.
12. What did you do for your last birthday? I ate cake :D
13. What time did you wake up today? 8:15 am, ;-) waked me up :-)
14. What were you doing at midnight last night? I slept yesterday early.
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for? ;-) and I, carrying our child Mariem :-)
16. Last time you saw your father? Today @ 8:30 pm.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? Nothing
18. What are you listening to right now? Nothing
19. Have you ever talked to Tom? What do u mean 8-)
20. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Yes
21. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? I did not do that before!
22. Who’s getting on your nerves right now? Graduation project class diagram
23. Most visited webpage? Microsoft website
24. Coke or Pepsi? neither...nor
25. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? No.
26. Mac or PC? :-) I'll like to introduce myself: Ramy Mahrous Microsoft supporter :D, PC sure.

I'd like to tag Nabil, Essawy, Shreef, Gamal, and Ahmed Gamal(lo m3mlsh post 27kmo 3lih as u like :D)

Monday, March 12, 2007

والله وعملوها الرجاله

يا سلام على فرحت الفوز يا سلام على لمت الدفعه الجميله دفعتي الحبوبه
امبارح كان يوم جامد اوي اوي اي نعم احنا طلع عينينا فاللعب بس فزنا قالاخر وكان كلوا بفضل ربنا وبعد كده الناس الي جت مخصوص علشان تشجعنا وبعد كده احنا والله بجد الناس ده ادتنا دفعه بفتح العين اننا لازم نفوز جبولنا مياه وعصير و اعلام و كاميرات و زمامير وشجعونا ولبسوا احمر زينا بجد الف شكر ليهم وطبعا مش هننسا الوحوش الي شجعونا تحت فالملعب وظبتونا اوي اوي يا سلاااااااااااام يوم كان جامد اوي الحمد لله
الناس ديه من اليمين لل شمال من فوق لتحت
شريف، عواد، حسام،، احمد سعيد، احمد جمال، خالد عادل، رامي محروس، يوسف ممدوح، احمد مبارك، محمد نبيل، اسلام، تامر حلمي

You can see what happend in details here

معلش مش هينفع اوريكوا صور المشجعين علشان كان اغلبهم بنات
Millioooooooooooooooooon thnx :)

Thursday, March 08, 2007

والله ما سرقت ربع مليون جنيه

الي حصل يا جماعه اني نزلت اكول فول فالشارع فاليوم بدأ كده فتحت باب الشقه لئيت الشيخ الي جنبي بيبوصلي وبيضحك ركبت معاه الاسانسير ونزلت وروحت اكلت وانا راجع قبلت واحده زملتي فالكليه طلبت مني حاجه انا مش فاكرها روحت لواحد صحبي بتاع موبيليا طلبت منه يعملي برنامج علشان يصلحلي تربيزه الكمبيوتر ومن هنا بدأت المشكله الراجل ده عزمني على بيبسي وبما ان انا مش بقاطع الحاجات المعزومه عليا فااخدتها وجيت افتحها بره المحل لثيت الناس بتجري روحت اشوف في ايه اذ فجأهُ لئيت نفسي بجري معاهم المهم الناس بدأت تقل لحد ما لئيت نفسي عند شارع بورسعيد تحديدا عند مدرسه الخديويه ولئيت ناس في الجنب التاني بيبوسوا عليا بست غدر روحت جاري منهم افشوني قولتلهم في ايه قلولي طلع الربع مليون جنيه ياعم ربع مليون اه الي بتتكلم عليه ...انت هتستعبت طلع.....قولتلهم والله انا لئيت الناس بتجري روحت جاري معاهم بحسن نيا المهم قلولي تعالى واخدوني على كافيه زي كوستا كده وقالولي هنعمل اعده عرب ونشوف هتدفع ازاي الربع مليون قولتلهم والله ماسرقت حاجه واذ فجاه واحد ابن حلال يدخول علينا ويقول ده شريكه فالجريمه ومعاه الفلوس قولتلوه يا عم انا ولا شريكو ولاحاجه حتى اسألوه....الراجل رايح قايل لا ده مش معايا راحت الناس سبتني ومشيت المصيبه لسه مخلصتش......روحت نازل من الكافيه لئيت رزق و الجروب بتاعه مستنيني ورزق بيقولي مش هسيبك الا لما اديلك الحقنه.....حقنه اه يارزق ديه قالي ملكش دعوه وهتخودها ....قولتلوه مش هاخد ياعم رايح مسكني ومديني حقنه في دراعي وقالي في واحده تانيه روحت جاري منه واقعد يجري ورايا واقعد يشوكني بالحقن لحد ما لئيت ناس واتحميت فيهم
وده كان حلم كئيب ابن..... ابن......وده جزات الي ينام على السرير في ضلمه ويتغطى سامع يا عيسوي و يا هاني
وده جزاء الي يعمل في ال
Class diagram bta3 el graduation project wy b3d kda yd7'ol ynam :-s :(

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Five Things You Don’t Know About Me! 2

Kindly read the first part if you didn't

1- Love to give seminars, and teach people new technologies.
2- Love to make tricks, I remember, every vacation to my brother, I used to put a water container, on the bathroom door, once Kareem was about to enter the bathroom, he surprised, he took a good shower before enterance :-) Kareem in time, took me and flooded me :D
3- I am soooooooooooooooooooo jealous
4- I am so homyyyyyyyyyyy
5- I hate reading, I don't read a lot
6- In my room, I have a big panel to Microsoft Visual Studio 2005

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Five Things You Don’t Know About Me!

Hany has tagged me to write 5 things you don't know about me, and as I am very famous :-p they won't be just 5 :-)

Thanks, Hany :-)

1- I am very aggressive, especially in arguments and especially in arguments between Microsoft and others
2- I am not romantic at all
3- My weekly pocket money is 20 L.E. and at the end of the month it is 300+ L.E. !!!!!
4- Smart enough to know who chatting with me if someone thinks to "ysht3'lny" (I've a lot of witnesses)
5- I doooooooo hate the Television I can’t watch it for 5 minutes
6- I love to hit babies(boys) and kiss and hug babies(girls)
7- I don't eat a lot @ home
8- You can't predicate my reaction whatever you are
9- I can't sleep in darkness, I always sleep in full lighted-room and on sofa, I don't feel comfortable to sleep on bed :-$
10- I love... no no... I adore doctors...really I don't know why?! but I love to stay with them so much (doctors not professors !!!)

Sure, still there are.....

mmmmm, I want to tag Ahmed Essawy, Mohamed Nabil, Shreef Sakr, and Mohamed Gamal